It will be an Xbox Play Anywhere title compatible with Windows 10.

I think you misunderstand. I’m not here to disagree with you. I’m here to make fun of you.

Man, I hope I wasn’t this insecure when I was 14.

lol, this guy. So edgy and cool.

A chain of length L and mass density σ is held such that it hangs vertically just above a scale. It is then released. What is the reading on the scale, as a function of the height of the top of the chain?

Cat open is my favourite kind of open.

Isn’t it fun how lesbians are the “safe” choice for gay characters in media? It’s such an effective way to say, “Look how cool and tolerant we are, consume our product plz” without having to actually worry about losing any of your audience when two dudes kiss.

I was sure he was going to wander into traffic and get hit by a bus or something.

Heh. That’s me alright.

It’s not really about the numbers. I’d have been happy with two interesting options, but the choices we ended up with were bland and forgettable.

I’m certainly not trying to say that straight males have it particularly hard or anything, but these complaints from the LGBT community remind me of how I felt when I played Inquisition.

Your romance options as a straight male character are Cassandra and Josephine, full stop. Josephine is a one-dimensional character…

Seconded. Suvi felt like she had depth, whereas a lot of the other romanceable characters were archetypes.

The fact that the creator felt the need to precede the joke with an explanatory text-wall is a bit of a red-flag.

I mean, I feel like this is a problem with vidya game comics in general, but I guess Life in Aggro tends to focus on particularly fine details of games, which makes it less accessible than, say, Awkward…

GTA V has DLC expansions?

That’s my bad. I didn’t realize that he was good at a video game.

“Christopher “NYChrisG” Gonzalez”

That may just be the most uninspired handle I’ve ever... 

“...came face to face with Brian “Brian_F” Foster” 

Scratch that.

Street Fighter players aren’t the most creative bunch, are they?

I’d say that the favourite green herb is good enough on its own.

Does the title really suggest that, though? Or is it yet another nonsense title that suggests nothing whatsoever?

“In the cavalcade of esports that can and will continue until the inevitable heat death of the universe” 

Love this logic. “If I can do it, I should be allowed to do it.”