I did it with a needle and an ice cube

Long ago and far away we just stuck safety pins in our ears. I’m still alive. :)

Can we get an update? What happened? Did he get snubbed? I’ll be disappointed if he doesn’t get snubbed. Though if he’s not snubbed, I’d be interested to hear about the background threats against celebrities from the Network of bad or no coverage in the future if they don’t play nice.

Look to the teeth, or dentures, to determine stank of breath. This means Johnny Depp and Charlie Sheen most def have stank breath. My sister came up with a better way to identify stank. “He doesn’t look like he wipes his ass” is here tag for stank peeps. Example, Norman Reedus doesn’t look like he’s wiped his ass in a…

Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and Jared Leto. I suspect they are just stank from head to toe, breath included.

But I can’t handle bad breath. Do you think Norman Reedus has nice breath?

Interesting. I should probably reread the novel before the show.

My God, I miss pre-solo career Gwen Stefani.

I don’t think the point is to not take pictures but to have a good balance between using your camera and being in the moment. Because if all you’re doing is looking through the viewfinder, you should either get paid for it or just stay home and find a video of it online. I like taking pictures myself but I can’t stand…

I used to have pretty severe acne and I went on Accutane in high school to clear it up. I think there’s a more mellow version out there now because that stuff was scary in the side effects. My worst side effect was chapped lips so I was fine.

Now, the Cylops are potential beauty icons because they have an additional third eye to apply a great eyeshadow look

Since when does a cyclops have three eyes?

Haha I’m old. Time fucking flies, I swear I didnt realize it was 20 years ago. It’s like when I look in the mirror and shit some middle-aged lady is looking back at me. The story I told did happen, I promise, don’t let my dementia time skills make you suspect it. It was a hotel bar/restaurant in Chicago.

How does a fathers bad mouthing the mother hurt the child? 100% honest question I have a young child and I absolutely hate his mother.

Ugh...and that never ends. People are so crazy about finding anything to separate from the pack.

In the 90s, we used to wear sweatshirts and turtlenecks out to college bars.

That whole final scene with the cheesy music and bad camera work felt like it came straight out of a SyFy Channel movie.

I mean, sure, it’s just really odd that the zombie mountain is now questioning orders from his queen based on body language. Like “hmm, she said to kill him, but did she REALLY mean it. I mean, they have such a history together. They’re siblings, lovers, parents, etc. I should give it a second. If she really wants me…

I remember this horrible craze so clearly—in terms of the horrible, destructive impact on our country and our culture, it was a case of journalistic malpractice as egregious as the political coverage that destroyed Hillary Clinton and gave us Mad Donald.

That is the correct response. Anyone who reads this article and gets defensive “it would never happen to me” missed the point.