So they're basing this on the comics?

Where's Rick Perry? I mean Eric?

Where the FUCK is Synergy? I knew this was gonna suck but not like this.

I live in Texas and wholeheartedly agree. It's annoying as fuck and can't wait to get the F out of here

People can be heartless assholes. My daughter’s friend found this puppy IN A DUMPSTER. Her mom didn’t want it so she asked us if we could help. As much as we wanted to keep her my husband is adamant that we can only have one pet (we have a cat) so we fostered her for a little while until she found a good home. The new…

Omg do you work at whole foods haha?

That stuff is truly amazing!

Unfortunately I’ve had my thyroid and hormones checked (thought maybe I was getting PCOS) but my gyno says it could just be from my weight gain. I gained 30 lbs in a year from stress. I started school and basically stopped exercising and sleep like shit. I'm sure it's all related somehow. And also I'm about to be 36.…

I'm 35 and I think it's only downhill from here :(

Well maybe go somewhere where you can? The girl I go to tells me about she visits back home and weekend plans etc and asks me about my life. I worry about places where techs are constantly rotating so I try to go the same place.

So this question to those of you who shave: I get my upper lip waxed but started getting dark hair on my cheeks and under my chain due to weight gain and prob cause I’m getting old. I’m scared to shave because there’s a lady at my office that shaves and she has 5 o’ clock shadow on her chin and sideburns. How do I…

It’s really not that bad and lasts longer than waxing. I won’t do my brows anymore but def do my upper lip!

I used to thread for years but then I noticed my brows started thinning out and growing weird :( I would also thread my upper lip. Luckily I found an amazing waxer but they haven’t grown out the same.

My husband is civilian dod and we get tons of discounts on stuff. He’s not even military (and we only get federal discounts, not trying to give the impression that he’s asking for military discounts). Hotels, cell phone, lots of stores like Home Depot, etc. Sometimes you just have to ask. I know there’s a lot of…

Yah wasn't it a million so $500k?

I just commented something very similar and then read yours. It's true. More and more it's the couple spending the money. Why should they please everyone? Fuck that, do what you want.

We didn’t do a lot of things we were “supposed” and just didn't give a fuck. It's your day. The only traditional things we did at the reception were the throwing the bouquet and the dance. Didn't even do the daddy/daughter dance. It was fine. People will just remember how beautiful you looked and how much fun they…

We kept it quite minimal and it worked out. Plus everyone kept the few centerpieces we made (which were not to be kept grrr) so I’m glad we didn’t put much effort into decor. It was outdoors with a light Asian theme. Just a few lanterns, lights on strings, and candles with river rocks.

Yeah people act like having a wedding means you have to spend $20k automatically. We got married 10 years ago (pre-Pinterest) but everything was DIY and cheap. College student as a photographer and eBay wedding dress that I turned around and sold. Cheapest caterer with good food. Minimal decor. We could have spent…

Ah see not so far off. My husband dresses a bit like this and his Affliction shirt/rhinestone crusted jean brother calls him gay. Ha!