We should all be so happy in life, regardless of our skill level.

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

Great dog. 10/10. Would watch again.

“These people have awful names.”

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

cut this guy some slack, hes likely descended from ignorant racist assholes

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.

Arsenal fan here: Yep. This is the way this shit works.

“...the season that started so auspiciously for the Gunners is not panning out as expected.”

Uhhh it’s panning out exactly as expected.

Councilman Jamm approves, especially since his catchphrase can be used in numerous ways in these rape cases.

I lobbied the Georgia state legislature for ten years. Earl Ehrhart is without a doubt, the biggest shithead to hold elected office in that state. (And that’s saying something.) He generally views men as victims. His hot-temper and vindictive tendencies are not good personality traits, and they definitely don’t help…

Totally. You’re the worst.

I think I’m at the point now where I just dislike every human being on earth. Me included.

10%increase in military funding—from where???

“while Canada of all places eats our f’in lunch.”

They should build a wall to keep us out.

Canada post.

I, for one, can not wait to support Borussia Durham.

I really, really, really hate that stupid “I believe that we will win” cheer that started to gain popularity during the last World Cup. It’s just so lame. This is very much in that same vein.

Can I ask in all sincerity why Deadspin’s style guide has a change in plural usage for specific sports, then? Why is it that San Antonio has won, but Liverpool have won? Isn’t that just an example of piggybacking on the the conventions of UK fandom?