Einstein and the Paper Clip: According to mathematician and Einstein collaborator Ernst Straus, this is the anecdote that Albert most thought captured his essence:

Does he still like turtles?

We already learned Matt Ryan can’t finish.

It’s a special moment when you can say ‘Thank god for that monster truck rally’ and have empirical evidence to support it.

Hats off to Italy’s coach, Bill Beliciccio.

Right, except that’s not the news or the point of mentioning the index. The reason it’s noted is the extremes (unseen in nearly 70 years) of the index. We don’t just seem more divided, we are, historically so.

Sickening in what way?

I am in total agreement. It’s doping, period, even if it’s for a medical cause. An athlete should not to have to compete against someone and their team of endocrinologists.

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Going to try to be as careful as possible here, but while he should be able to compete in the boys division without everyone losing their shit, don’t those parents have a point that someone on testosterone maybe shouldn’t be able to wrestle girls?  

Sarcasm detector must be broken.

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .

I mean, would you have wanted to be around those people on the team anyway? Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

Sacamano was not in the strip club contingent. Get your Seinfeld facts right if you’re going to Truther me.

Clearly, this is one of those paid protesters I’ve been hearing so much about through my unassailable news outlets.

It’s the bookmaker’s fault for laying odds on something so stupid as a fat man eating a pie.

“Can you hear me now? Dammit, still not tight enough!”

The MMA equivalent of deciding to not campaign in MI or WI.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?