@Orionsaint: I'll wait for jusssst the right moment to pop in, here.

@Felipe058: One number. Two alphanumeric digits. /2cents

@John Eusebio: Aaaand my favorite reply of all time, ever, 4E.

@The Squid: But... what about the PRE-crime??

Solved. The same space-based lasers that took down the WTC.

@Zubieta: Wow, that is ridiculous, one of my laptops, dv8000, only has a rusted front grill, burnt lines in the screen, splotches on the screen, if you touch the screen it completely disconnects, and a key popped off, presumably caused by taking the entire laptop apart (like 100 pieces) to try and fix the cpu fan that…

@snake6778: So did @superg05...

@improprietary: Not sh*tty? Usable? I don't think anyone will have a problem with that... My Mom has been wanting a netbook, and I have told her "no" several times. As they become usable, and less sh*tty, I would get her one of these. Even the average user would throw a fit when a simple flash ad or video freezes a…

@mikehart526: Thanks I feel accomplished for having snuck that gem in there. At least we're glad to know that you don't pummel your kids excessively... There is always a balance.

@mikehart526: Well I hope hope to hell if you were close enough to see your child be a jerk you'd beat the old man to the punch.

@mikehart526: Societal parenting has existed for thousands of years. Why else do you get sent to the principal's office? Unfortunately the score on this case is as follows:

@tyler.derden: Yeh, all the kids moved to Arizona.

@dan.p: So, the 15 yr old jerk should have taken the punch and turned the other cheek. I'm reading between the lines ;)

@Tmboy: 68 is also old enough to know when a 15 yr old is acting like a jerk. And I'd have a hard time believing that this guy grew up with the local PD on speed dial. Mess up, get called out with a punch in the arm, do better next time.

@sweetelectro: You know what else has been around for hundreds of years? Dads. Dad's and old men that are Dads of Dads.

@BoscoH: I dunno, the old man strength is not something to be messed with. Even a confident, athletic young man can be quickly taken out by an older gentleman's nothing-to-lose attitude. Those old guys have been around a while and know some sneaky moves...

@gary_7vn: Awesome. I don't know what a scruff is but you can rest assured I'll be looking for it next time some punk tries to cut me in line.

@zer0sh1k1: Exactly. A double entendre.

@Caturday Yet?: Silly goose.

@Freelancer λ 1-1: Haha nice, you've salvaged my efforts.