I'm no superhero, but my mom did make me an amazing breakfast a la everything when I cam home late one morning (read: 9am). When she sits you down and waits for you to take the first bite before asking "Are you sleeping around?" you know that facebook poses no threat to your familia status.

Took me a while, that's "Los Angeles" picture is of the 110 / 105 interchange.

@Fossa: It's depressing, I'm with you. And like many I moved from a rural area, where I could on the porch with a cigar and sharing a glass of scotch with my dad under a sky so bright that you almost don't need a street light to throw a football around. And even with all that cigar smoke, the air was cleaner.

@PresidentKennedy: I pooped in the Adirondacks about 10 years ago, so make sure when you look up, you stop walking - otherwise you can't watch your step.

@Stem_Sell: Yeh, I'd shuck that joke out the window...

@zixyon: Looks a lot like Vegas. Nothing like driving thru the desert at night and seeing a bright orange halo in the sky. Is Nevada completely on fire? No, that's Las Vegas...

@revdrkevind: I liken your comment to playing catch with my buds growing up without the need of street lights when the moon was out. Then I moved to LA and complain about it, though I've become very familiar with my six stars. And Jupiter was bright all last week.

@Hello Mister Walrus: I like it on your Mom.

I think I'm going to start counting to 10 and if nobody says anything and we are still standing there staring at the ceiling I will say "I'M NOT AWKWARD YOU'RE AWKWARD." And then step on their foot and walk away.

That seagull is all like, "I swear to God, wave, if you get one drop of water on me, so help me, I will end you right now."

I want the one with the why fies.

@Helvetica: I completely forgot there was an Asian in that documentary. According to wiki "Gi is a self-proclaimed marine biologist." First of all, that is awesome. I am a self-proclaimed Amazifier. Can't argue with that.

@Squalor: So, what your saying is, tattoo up God's gift and make the $$?

Sweet face paint, fool. Can't cover up that mess with a shirt and tie...

@Zinger314: The only things not covered in ridiculous are the insides of her elbows. So I hope you can get off with two little bubbles revealing inner elbow, because that's all you'll see :P

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Ha that set a good tone for my afternoon. I like your humor.

If they did this on friday night flights to Vegas out of LAX or Long Beach it would be a regular party what with all the working girls heading out there for the weekend. And I'd probably have spent all my money before I even landed. Wow. Want. Want so much.

@FriarNurgle: You can never tell... and try catching them, two Chinese girls with Hello Kitty backpacks. Good luck, authorities.

@drchellam: So, this reminds me of the intra-peritoneal anesthetic injections I gave rats in my experimental physiology class years ago. Same principle? Is the for re-absorption or just pressure release? Figured I'd ask the person who's done this. (I didn't further pursue medical education - went a different route)

@monroe2: That was good. That was probably the best comment I'll read today.