@Pyrotechnics: Ha I didn't notice that - silly North Carolina-ans. Wow, this product might one up everything: [www.uswaterball.com]

@numo16:

Still rockin' that chrome bezel around the screen? Nice. Hopefully that awful looking extra piece never goes away. Some people swear by HTC hardware, but from screen-black to shiny-border-black to chrome bezel to matte-grayish-brown? Ick.

@LittleMasterBig: Wow Nausicaa was the first thing I thought of too. But if it's all true, I'm worried about the Italians being attached by a giant sand monster that shoots laser rockets from its mouth. A million good lucks to them.

@Caddyskack: In a sports bottle, of course.

@EthanPeter: That's actually how I saw the post reading in my mind. I suppose I can put that to bed - too bad, I would have gotten a few laughs out of it.

3 months late to the party:

@redangel7: I hate to be that guy, howeverrrrrr $16.99 x 3 = $50.97. Therefore it is 1.904% less than triple the price which is an amazing deal :P

@Caturday Yet?:

@typica1cat:

If you could all please start searching for my name with "is the greatest person ever" after it, I would appreciate it. I'd really like that to catch on in autocomplete.

@Andrea Glidden: Rode a leopard...

I always try to massage the red pixel to see if I can get it to work.

@JDickson87: Yes it's a thick brown / green layer, and like @MikeofLA above me said, it's smog. It's terrible. And the meteorologists like to high-fructose-corn-syrup-coat it by calling it the "marine layer."

The sun sets at 6:50p in LA...

This is what my Boba Fett sneakers are listening to on the way to CA. Oh yes, I do realize that I bought a pair of shoes that I cannot even wear, nor do I fully understand for that matter.

@Dan Pach: Yeh, hit the link directly, and make sure to add "www." else you might get rejected by the server like I did exactly one time before I smartened up.

Which one gives you diabetes and ruins your teeth?

Dude, it's not that big of a deal... I'm gunna send you a text. Also, better strap a pillow to your tank, it's actually not to bad looking thru the windscre... ohhhh... sorry...

@Zinger314: I regularly solve this once a week to stay on my toes. Next!