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I’ve never read anything by him. I do hear good things about the essays, but I just haven’t gotten to any of them. I may some time, but I’m certainly in no hurry. There’s only so much content one can consume, and I’m way too busy dicking around on the internet. 

When I was a kid we were feeding seagulls nachos at a waterpark, and then we thought it would be funny to throw some on my mom while she was napping in a deck chair. It turns out it was not funny and we got grounded for a long time.

You are so brave. They're fucking books. get over it.

Adam Sandler is a character Daniel Day-Lewis has been playing for nearly 30 years.

Additionally, in a statement to CBS News, Callaway’s lawyer stated that he, “did not act with any criminal intentions” and that “Tommy is a loving husband and father.” Of course, how much he loves his wife and children is irrelevant to Callaway’s inability to keep his hands to himself. And besides, Bozarjian isn’t

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

As an old AND a person who has worked with electronics and sensors for 30 years, I would rather DRIVE MY FUCKING CAR and not rely on buggy equipment and software to do it for me

The point is that the Dr. knows that gun is there but can’t move because he doesn’t move, the only reason he knows it’s there is because he’s going to be shot by it.

NE didn't ruin anything, the idiots who bought it did.

What I absolutely fucking hate about todays culture, is the complete and total inability to forgive.

Yeah, the dude from Holland explaining the history and culture behind shit talking assholes is definitely racist. Did you even read the whole thing he said? Don't be a trashcan American, and if you aren't, don't act like one 

lol, really, best answer.  I love to hate DeVos and can get wordy  about it...perfect summary here.

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but ... but ... but she wears such smart looking glasses

His name was all over the Mueller report.

That’s not true!

I came here just to say that I do not believe that she speaks all the languages she says she does. Look for footage of Melanie having a conversation in French or Italian, even when she is in countries where those languages are spoken, and she never gets past hello. It is just another lie that no one has time to

She was available, but not slutty.

My recommendation for Holiday gift giving is World Peace and Unbridled Joy and they can be had for the sale price of $25.*

“when Nicholas Sparks said he doesn’t write romance novels and that he was actually the natural successor to Hemingway, Shakespeare, and Euripides”