Calling them cowards is an insult to cowards.

If this is the new Jezspin, can I get out of the grays? I have hot taeks about how shitty G/O management is.

Im really excited to try out the next NCAA game, especially since that new legal ruling about players getting compensated fo—oohhh, sorry can’t really talk about that. Ummmm

Personally, I’m not sticking to sports games. Too many other good things to do without limiting yourself arbitrarily like that.

Hey Josh, not only do I love sports, but I love other topics when they have a sports-related angle, so I have to say I was excited to read this article.

This is the sports content I love to see

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

Thank sweet little baby Jesus that someone is FINALLY sticking to sports.

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

Jezspin forever

Is this a sports blog now? Two baseball posts already today? I am confused about the focus of this blog and, as such, will refuse to purchase items from its advertisers. Also, I really don’t appreciate the ads that suggest I am in the market for lady’s Depends, though I do admire the shade. 

I tried to watch the game last night, but could not find a website to tell me what time it started. So I was unable to watch.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

I don’t see any sports in this comment. Please stick to sports.

jez finally becoming a sports blog is quite the silver lining here.

STICK TO SPROTS!!1!

Tell your thin-skinned incompetent owners to turn the comments back on at Deadspin so we can continue to shit all over them for destroying their most popular site.

Does this mean Jezebel is now supposed to Stick To Sports?