Yes, log off, but first, burn Twitter to the ground and blast the ashes to alpha centauri.

An extremely obnoxious funeral, then an extremely obnoxious coronation for Charles.

Don’t forget all that forced rectal rehydration.

https://jezebel.com/body-positivity-is-out-body-ambivalence-is-in-says-ja-1838213163

They also don’t get to see the match that they paid money to see. Wouldn’t be worth it to me, but then I’m not compelled to chant racist shit during soccer matches. The fans will have to do their own calculus, I guess.

I was thinking the same thing. White can that possibly be about?

She likes seeing her own name in the news too. People who dominate the public sphere for as long as the Clintons have develop a bit of an addiction for it.

I say this as someone who also voted for her (and thinks she would have made a quite fine president): She is literally helping no one now and needs to go away.

Now that he won’t be “distracted” by these “illegitimate proceedings” and he can focus on his “work on behalf of the American people,” can he please stop tweeting and talking in front of fucking currently operating helicopters about it nonstop?

Wonder if they wrote concerned letters about all those child rapes.

He’s an alcoholic.

Fluency in a second language is actually a pretty good indicator of a person not being stupid, but whatever.

You’re only doing yourself a disservice if you don’t want to try to understand powerful, dangerous people better.

Boris Johnson is awful, but he’s not stupid. He’s doing a bit. Boris thinks he’s a comedian.

It’s already built into his campaign. He’ll stay at Trump hotels if possible (and overcharge the campaign), set up events at his resorts (and overcharge), etc. About this, he doesn’t need to scheme and everyone involved knows it (there’s a reason one of the first things the Ukrainian President told him on the phone…

I bet vodka tampons are back.

So, uh, if a diverse senate causes discord, wouldn’t the homogeneous past actually be to blame for not recognizing the changing culture that that diversity brings about?

... they used a 9/11 memorial as cover...

I didn’t know people could Jedi mind trick themselves until I saw Breitbart.

I don’t think there’s anything so grand as blackmail or literal insanity. I just think he’s got an alcohol problem that’s getting worse the older he gets.