But to be fair, $35 million is chump change. I wouldn’t play baseball for a living for that garbage. Hell, I wouldn’t even get out of bed for less than... *looks at bank account* ... anyone have 20 bucks?

NERRRRRD!

Yeah. He got you there. +1 for the acknowledgement.

To whom it may concern, please stop ungreying trolls. Every article is followed by Baracka bitching about Pelosi and this Trogdor idiot fellating Trump.

Pee tape by so far. I hate the Patriots, at most, about 2 months a year. Other than December-first week of February, they never enter my mind.

No idea what that means. Also don’t care.

I hate plenty about Trump, but I don’t think hate is the right word for how I feel about him posting that. I feel second-hand embarrassment for him because it’s an objectively juvenile thing for any adult to do, let alone the President.

(I know someone else made the picture for him, but still.)

I’m not trying to die on any hill. I’m no virtuous extremist. I just don’t know why or how people get their jollies by telling other people specifically what they don’t deserve.

I said nothing about the NBA or any other professional sports league.

He had the would-be third goal kicked directly into his chest. What a curb-stomping this match has been!

I’m sure she appreciates that you “feel” for her, but want no conversation to be had about her making more money so she doesn’t need to risk overtaxing her body and suffering a potentially career-threatening injury. After all, she’s just trying “supplement” her income (average WNBA salary: $71k). Fucking rich-ass…

Baracka is a troll, like a good percentage of ungreyed Splinter folks.

Dude, you’re a joke.

How many Americans would have been able to pick out a picture of Notre Dame at this time yesterday? Art getting destroyed is obviously terrible, but the coverage of it was over-the-fucking-top and silly. I could see CNN getting their Malaysia-Airlines-boner in time.

Of course they are. A lot of people are pissed about everything all the time. Why would they not be pissed about the ending of a television show? Endings of television shows might even be the things that piss people off the most!

Ahhh! There we go!

Of course CNN is thinking the same thing. They just know how to not say the in your mind parts out loud.

Cool. I honestly don’t even know why I bother commenting on these goddamn sites.

Wow. You are an incredibly huge douchebag