Adding (since whenever I say something to defend Warren I get bombarded with shitheads):

Old people. Next question.

No.

For someone who’s so tired of this, you sure write a shit load about it.

Racists rarely make sense.

Holy shit, this is a goddamn travesty. I thought I’d lost the capacity for shock. I’m counting that she contacted the police 7 times in 12 days? And still?

Now that’s the good shit.

... been to Huffington Post lately?

If something happened to his kids, I’m pretty damn sure Drew wouldn’t give two shits about what’s going on with the Fun Bag.

My immediate thought was that I hope one of his kids doesn’t have cancer or some shit. If Drew was dying or something, I don’t think it would be played so coyly because, you know, we genuinely love him. But his kids’ health would be locked tightly away like this.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOO!

BOOOO!

Websites like Splinter are going to lead the way too. Basically every candidate so far sucks and shouldn’t be running.

People like this try hard over here are the ones I’d have the least capacity to deal with if I were in your shoes. I think I’d be able to take the harassers, but the ones who want to prove to you that they’re just so much BIGGER FANS than you... christ.

Oh, I get it. You watch soccer harder than everyone else. Thanks for the analysis.

USA Gymnastics also allowed OJ Simpson to help write their policies on domestic violence.

As a person who only knows about Barstool from posts about Barstool on Deadspin, I have to say, these Barstool guys really seem like they have their shit together. Running a real tight ship over there.

I’m not up to date on my ole Gregg collected works. I refer to them as Tampa Bay because that’s what they are. But Tampa Bay being dumb is one thing Greggggg is apparently correct about.

Wait, am I a haughty dipshit? Was it the “‘Tampa Bay’ is dumb” thing or the “it wasn’t good when the Ravens made Janay Rice apologize for being knocked the fuck out by her husband on camera” thing?

In his defense, Tampa Bay is a dumb name. When I think Tampa Bay, I think a) the water or b) the region. The stadium is in Tampa, not in the water. And no one thinks “St. Petersburg” when they think of the Bucs (when they think of the Bucs at all, so, maybe once a decade?)