... who?

Wasn’t he just on Countdown though?

Maggie, Cammie, and Catelyn is pretty impressive, but I assume Maddie, Jessica, and Emily couldn’t be reached for comment.

As to your main point, you’re right that some other quasi-royalty system would almost immediately pop up, like what we have here in our political dynasties. My point in response would be that it’s not good when we do it either. We can have a whole huge conversation about why pretty much all the Kennedys except JFK suck…

Not really a compelling argument for their existence to me. In a just world, all royal families would be abolished.

They meet with all heads of state. Normal people like us do not. They definitely don’t have no power.

The concept of it is the thing I can never get over.

I’ll go ahead and quote “Al Litigator” from over on Jez because that was the best taek of the day:

It is a bit clunky, but worth it. Nothing gets my atavistic rage boiling like a royal family, not even the Trumps if I’m being totally honest with myself (I just surprised myself with that little inner revelation).

0.0000000001 percent problems.

The entire royal family can go fuck itself. No matter how much work they do to make themselves seem like real people, they continue to be a monstrosity and a stain on humanity. The idea of royalty should die quickly and quietly.

Damn. This is savage.

Don’t worry though. Everyone is saying they want to play for Gruden. He’s getting calls all day about it.

That is a spectacular list of “Remember Some Coaches” guys. Absolute A+.

Fair, I guess. I decided long ago that capital punishment is just a big resounding “no” for me in any case.

Also, only 39% of democrats favor the death penalty (according to Gallup). The other 61% who, presumably, don’t want the government to murder people must not count.

Add SEC football to A&M’s overwhelming inferiority complex.

*Lucille Bluth/banana meme*

I feel like at this point the Cuomos are just trolling everyone and showing how horrible and douchey they can be while still maintaining their obnoxious power and privilege.

It’s just surprising to Kawhi that the coach he quit on and the team he sabotaged don’t want to be his bootlickers anymore, is all.