Suckabee gonna suck.

1. It’s not that hard to register to vote. Even in Texas. (I lived and voted in Texas. Go get your driver’s license. You’re in Texas; you’re going to need it. They register you there.)

See? Now this is good Splinter!

Good news, Real! Hue Jackson is available!

The Southern democrats who opposed the Civil Rights Act actually stayed democrat for the rest of their lives (see: Richard Russell, James Eastland). It was less that the racist democrats left than when they died, there was no one to replace him because all the younger people who opposed civil rights decided to be…

I was so happy to see how good this show was. I thought he was one of the most talented correspondents The Daily Show had, up with Colbert and John Oliver.

That’s good kinja.

Holy christ was early to mid 90's basketball horrible. Go back and try to watch a game sometime. I’d rather self-immolate.

I’M NOT MAD YOU’RE MAD!

We’re talking about two different things. Candidates work for votes from voters, yes. Voters vote. It’s not the candidates’ job to walk voters to the booths.

Saying nothing about the quality of his taeks at times, but he does seem to enjoy what he’s doing now, which is more than we get from most commentators (people like Smoltz especially).

Rondo calling anyone a bad teammate after what he did in his season with Dallas is... interesting.

It shouldn’t be up to Obama to inspire people. Voting is a civic duty.

He’s making a point now about voter apathy because that’s what can be fixed right now. Money in politics can’t be fixed in one midterm election. Voter apathy can be solved by getting people to vote.

This is the best way to sum it up so far. +1

The presumptuousness of this article is choking me. Barack Obama, former President of the United States (and a very good one, comparatively speaking!), needs to be taught a lesson that only a mid 20's year old blogger can teach him!

Me: “Let’s see what going on on Splinter.”

A-Rod and Tony Romo are going against the grain of ex-players who are grouchy about current players. I really hope they’re able to maintain their enthusiasm for the games. I think they will too. They both seem to genuinely love watching their sports in a way that most ex-athletes don’t while they’re commentating.

Dude, fucking relax. I vote progressive.

Anyone who doesn’t understand this is either a republican in disguise here, intentionally obtuse, or (and this can’t be ruled out) extremely stupid.