Having periodically looked around DeviantArt, I know how right you are.

Dude, buddy, you're on the wrong site for that.

Me too. Man, some people have high standards.

Or the fact that their clothes were all boring and expensive.

I expect there will be progressively less and less of them over the next four years.

I think — unironically here — Twilight deserves a little credit for being legit, unself-conscious female wish fulfillment. The entire focus is on the boys and their hot bodies…Bella at one point even attempts to seduce Edward while wearing a full-on plaid jacket (which she does not take off).

It's a mirror? It just looks like an obvious symbol of "unity" or some other abstract concept to me.

I was pretty amazed when I met an adult recently who had no idea what the male and female symbols were. I figured it was as basic at knowing what the dollar sign was.

I'm with you, but I've got a fucking awful, almost pornographic-sounding last name. I've always been ashamed of it, so taking a different one would be a huge relief.

A good dickishness-analyzing algorithm is hard to find

I thought Alice also did an all-right job.

Figures. This is why Hitachi will always be my main man.

He's fabulous. "AH, YOUNG BELL-AAHH."

Don't forget, you also become super fucking hot, and everyone gets a bonus superpower.

I figure the second one was the best, because, y'know, dragon.

As I recall, they do drink blood, but they can just substitute animal for human. Which, yeah, is not much of a drawback.

Say what you will, Breaking Dawn Part 2 is one of my favorite so-bad-it's-good movies of all time. I can't believe you didn't mention the horrifying CGI baby.

The only clip from Girl Meets World I've ever seen is the one where Rowan goes on a long, obviously improvised rant about the Knicks (She is evidently a fan in real life), but it legit endeared her to me.

So you don't know or you're just not going to fucking tell me?

So what's with the Katherine Heigl hate?