Thanks! He also really enjoys watching me masturbate, so even if climaxing from penetrative sex isn't in the cards, we'll be okay.

That's believable.

Haha, I remember my second boyfriend offering me that suggestion…and how confused and unsure of how I was moving I was after that.

Shit, that's probably me. Thank god I have a boyfriend who does all the work.

Boy if you think that's not nice, you should read some of the stuff that Milo guy has said!

Have you ever stopped to consider the possibility that you're a shitty fucking person?

No, Dan, you don't get to play the "Both sides can be intolerant!" card in an article about Milo fucking Yiannopoulos

Jesus, did Kevin Hart steal your girlfriend and burn your house down or what?

lol

But think of all the new Nazi friends you could be making!

Must've taken all of your brain cells to come up with a viable synonym for "cuck"

Your projection is getting really weird. We don't need to know about your trump-fucking fantasies.

Whoa whoa whoa dude, Stormfront is that-a-way.

Legit question, how old are you?

Oh you ain't seen nothin. There's an entire wiki devoted to photoshopping female celebrities to be morbidly obese: http://fatworld.wikia.com/w…

The month that came out was probably the happiest month in all of 2016, so I definitely take issue with its inclusion.

What age was yours when it got parvo? I always heard that once you got all the vaccinations (at 4 months or so), you were in the clear.

Thank god it's not just me.

I remember seeing one Asian woman near the end, for whatever it's worth.

Yeah, I scrolled down and found out the card was fake. Can't say I'm not disappointed. :(