omg eddie and his partner justin for the cutest couple on earth award. (and i don't mean that in a patronizing, gay men as pets way that i effing hate.)

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself!

I can't think of anybody who'd mind. Really. Most denominations even have a team of volunteer member/greeters to welcome new people properly and make them feel comfortable. And if you go to the Anglicans or Lutherans and somebody walks up to you out of the blue and shakes your hand and says, "peace be with you," don't…

Yeah, Catholicism fails at this worldwide, so no need checking into them anywhere.

Well then, you ought to be able to afford some really nice looking clothes for church.