If you have to ask, you’re a normie.

The Eastern Orthodox and Copts would like a quick word with you, young lady.

Dystopia is in the eyes of the beholder. I’m sure MRAs view Handmaid’s Tale as a utopia, as would advertising executives 1984.

Aren’t we a prissy little thing?

No they don’t

persistent rapes of black women, children and men by . . . white women

Stop clutching so hard. They’ll break and then you’ll have to restring them.

Not in NY they don’t

On behalf of 1930s nurses’ uniforms everywhere, I must protest this calumny. That shit is a straight-up gunnysack.

The dissolution of marriage upon death comes from a rather higher authority than that of the Bishop of Rome, being asserted by Jesus in three of the four Gospels (Matthew, Mark and Luke).

Stones, Motown. Let’s compromise, shall we?

enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another

The brief is a purple-prosed piece of crap. Incoherent, ungrammatical and just plain bad. I wouldn’t submit it to Traffic Court, never mind the SCOTUS.

Never attribute to shade what is adequately explained by stupidity. I think Britney is just too dumb to know how calendars work.

“Another G&T? Don’t mind if I do!”

Miley’s utterly incoherent. She’s the Keystone Kops of tone policing.

Wrong school. He needs to be going here, major in music with a minor in gun violence.

Your Honor, motion to reconsider! Kind of just leaving it there that Malala got an A+ in Religious Studies is solid shade.

Couldn’t he have borrowed a Confederate uniform jacket from one of the 80 bazillion Civil War cosplay enthusiasts at the rally? I mean at least she’s trying (apart from the flipflops (not pictured)).

I was thinking En Sabah Nuhr