"Well," replied the pope cryptically. "Priests often end up under the sway of their housekeepers."

Nonsense, 60% of the time Ron Burgundy-isms work every time.

Hey, if it wasn't for that explanation, I might have thought you were talking about St. Pierre and Miquelon instead of Canada.

Well that's as good a capsule summary of adulthood as I've ever read.

JDM indeed . . . the Japanese have been about the girth for centuries:

Aren't antisocial disorders a requirement for coding?

fabric is not sentient or motile, nor does it crave the taste of baby flesh.

A different Christian perspective. My church welcomes gays and lesbians. We have couples who have been married (in the eyes of God, if not the state) for many years and their steadfast love for each other and their children is an inspiration to me in my own life.

A quick skim of the prophecies of Jeremiah and the epistle of James reveals the customers to be more in need of Bible studies than the servers.

You're in charge of the Straight Pride Parade? That would make you the Ancient Order of Hibernians, right?

Agreed. I nominate beige cargo shorts.

No love for Flatt and Scruggs? Dang thing topped the Country charts, back in the day:

Does your mom know you post on the big girl site?

Okay, I'll solve this with . . . The Indian Election Dirtbag Mashup:

In fairness, The Hindu's coverage of the Kardashians sucks.

. . . and,of course, Good Girl Gina, the willless, soulless spawn of the unholy mating of Barbie and a SitCom Mom.

Even posting pictures of cats. Somebody's always offended—its an iron law that makes Rule 34 look like a mild suggestion.

The specialist subforums are often very good communities with helpful participants and good information. The popular" and default forums (I'm looking at you AdviceAnimals) are like modern-day 4chan/b but stupider and without access to Admiral Akbar's porn stash.

Do you think this will stop the conservative press from publishing articles about how in Catholic schools "character development isn't treated as an afterthought; clear guidelines for good behavior and mutual respect are communicated and enforced" or how gender-segregated schools "create school cultures where boys can…

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