There is that flash of them eating out a bear. Or eating out of a bear. Or doing something with a bear that is not exactly for the whole family. 1:09

Designed as a way to defeat the war tuba by making the users deaf.

I remember being in the Phantom Menace thinking the only way to save the film was to lose the pod race. So much depended on the win, that the win was guaranteed, so all that supposed tension was wasted. Terry Pratchett’s million to one odds succeeding nine out of ten times is a satire, not a writer’s tip.

A plate of fish with sauce on it, I’ve had that in France and Italy.

One of the benefits to getting old is watching MST3k with your children and children’s children and saying, “Why yes, I saw this (_Lazer Blast_) in theaters on opening day.”

She needs to learn how to punch better. With the hips, not the arms.

I’ve known that name R2-D2 had nothing to do with that droid’s design since my third viewing of Star Wars, back when I rode my banana seat Schwinn to the local double screen movie house. How did that 9-year-old get it before there was talk of a second movie? Because no alphabet I knew ever appeared in the movie. They…