Pakistani, eh? Sounds like the perfect role for Tilda Swinton.

Ken Griffey Jr. was cool to kids in the 90s because he was young and hit a fuckton of home runs, and also made amazing plays in the outfield. His hat was icing on the cake and you only got to see it at batting practice or all-star weekend. And man those home run derbies were fucking legendary.

I would accept a world where all of Ben Stiller and The Rock's movie roles were switched.

The only important takeaway from this is that Ben Stiller has been in 54 goddamn movies. And that's twice as many as The Rock. Time to close that gap, Hollywood.