This seems like such a non-story. Actor feels his performance was lacking, doesn’t criticize anyone but himself, feels need to clarify... something.

I think what some people are missing is that Jenny is upfront about how she saw other people having a great time and loving the whole experience. She’s not denying that, but pointing out the ways Disney built it to prioritize profitability over making sure every guest had a good time (which was something the parks…

The son is presumably also an ice hippo, so probably pretty wide

half of these brands aren’t real.

glad you had fun but i’m just gonna go ahead and take you both equally seriously and it all comes out in the wash. thing doesn’t exist anymore either way.

How wide is your teenage son, exactly?

I’m sorry, I really am, but there’s no reality in which you can be well-adjusted and also think that a two night stay in a nerd hotel that costs more than many American families make in an entire month is ‘worth the cost.’ Like, just absolute ‘let them eat cake’ shit, good lord.

I’m sure Disney is so glad to have such loyal customers like you defending them, great work! Yes, I’m sure the theme park and Star Wars enthusiast that goes out of her way to do obscure themed experiences was secretly hoping that her experience at the Star Wars LARP hotel would be bad so she could write a scathing hit…

“in contrast to many of the other aspects of Canadiana that feel weirdly false in this New York-shot setting.” Really? With all the times Toronto has stood in for whatever US city the plot needs, they couldn’t actually film this in Canada?

You’re 100% wrong if you think there weren’t safety exits on the cruiser.  No one would have died.  Do you honestly think a billion dollar corporation would break the law and risk safety like that?  Oy.....

Wow you are dumber than dick.

Great story nerd. It’s still assault. 

But... there were emergency exits. Before you boarded there was actually a legit safety video, including how a real emergency would alert differently than one that was part of the story. There were signs at the end of every hall as well as marked doors and stairwells. Every passenger room had an emergency exit on the…

I’m good with just living in a society where Paul Schrader is still doing his thing.

You mean LARPers aren’t typically massively wealthy? Well, I guess they can still play in the steam tunnels.

I don’t really see where deception came into play here. Chasing someone down with a taser and tasering them isn’t a prank in my book it’s just ...assault. 

This just confirms my opinion that people who do pranks on people are just assholes.

The blackball claim is the only part that seems a bit suspect here. Otherwise, totally seems in character for Knoxville.

“The documents state Curry broke his fibula and tore the ankle ligament in his right leg.” Which—and we are not saying this in any kind of legally binding or accusatory way—does sound like the sort of thing we have seen happen many, many times on TV shows produced and masterminded by Johnny Knoxville.”

That’s a twatty…

Unbelievably fucked up for the tone of this article to be “well, he’s worked for Johnny Knoxville and Eric Andre, he should expect to be physically assaulted at random times.”