My instinct is to ask “who is paying her?”

Apropos of Spacey: I wonder why a 14 year-old was attending an adult party unchaperoned? Stage moms have a lot to answer for.

I agree. It’s absurd for a comedian to apologize for ‘going too far.’ And nobody seems to get the clever iconography—the reference to Salome ordering the head of John the Baptist on a platter. Very odd that Jezebel doesn’t get it, considering the flashy dame they’re named for. How feeble our satirists have become, and…

And what about the grammar of T’s statement. What would you call it: misplaced modifier? You could say “As a v. busy....I cannot be accurate” or “Because I am v. busy... my staff cannot always be accurate.” I can only assume that his college grades are as phony as his business practices.