The article says “20 years to life.” But yeah, I agree with you.

I thought I was being crafty buying them to take as tasty work snacks so I didn’t have to worry about clean spoons. I have no kids. I was being ubertrendy healthy all along, and not lazy.

Our annual Christmas Eve family holiday Hell was canceled this morning due to illness on one branch and I’m beyond thrilled. I feel bad they’re sick, but now my immediate family is just going to order pizza, drink beer, open a few gifts and chill. Every year I hope it will get canceled, and finally my wish has been…

I hate pageants and never watch them, but I’m home for the holidays and my mom wanted to catch the end of it to see who would win. I grumbled about it at first, but watching this shitshow live last night was amazing.

The new crown is broke. It looks like a plastic crown from the toy aisle at CVS.

I was in a hurry last night and I’m kicking myself today for not posting a side x side comparison...

Remember when Tom Brady had plastic Ken Doll hair and looked like a total tool? I do!

I think I prefer “Jim Halpert” Krasinski. But, I suppose he’s gotta keep up with Emily Blunt’s bad-assery.

One of the best movie scenes of all time.

Living well and moving on is the best revenge. Going on a thirsty Kardashian-hosted reality show to announce to the world that you are still obsessed with your ex is sad and mortifying.

“Bonfire” is my personal fave.

I’m in Chicago and I love the IL, but I’m not gonna lie; there are days I wouldn’t mind leaving downstate south of Springfield to Missouri and Kentucky.

That was my favorite part. She’s like, “oh yeah, and this fuckin’ guy too.”

The Slot is staying with Jez, per EGR before she left. So that answers no questions, I guess!

I thought they were McMansion rich. Like,“we have money, therefore, of course we are good people who never, ever do anything wrong. Remember, my son took your daughter’s friend to Homecoming people.”

Do we even know if he was born? “The bible tells me so”, but the bible tells me a lot of suspect stuff.

“Our internet”. - Donald Trump LOL

I’ve been drinking for nearly 3 hours...

I know. Well, not all of that about census, which is really interesting. But it’s definitely not 12/25. Another commenter posted something similar earlier. I said “likely” not his birthday because the using of Jesus Birthday in place of the Winter Solstice to help convert Pagans is fairly common knowledge, even among…

This is a very good question. No, she has never been told not to say it. From her rants, it apparently rankles that her very large office has an inclusive “Holiday” party, and when she goes shopping she’s told “Happy Holidays”, and she receives greeting cards that don’t explicitly say “Christ” anywhere by a bunch of…