I predict 2029MY vehicles (HD trucks especially) will become more valuable than gold in the PNW.

Jared, my man, I know you want a hatch so you can sleep in it... but hear me out: There’s a better way.

2nd Gear

This weird looking lever that makes driving funner

I’m very confused by this article. Will there be a separate post dedicated to this car’s tail lights?

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Consumers want an EV that’s got great range and style at a reasonable price.

The Sainz stuff wasn’t heat at all, it’s just a joke.  The F1 criticism is very valid, although I’ve seen it pointed out elsewhere that F1 really doesn’t have much to go with in terms of highlights due to the fact that the cars have had so much trouble competing wheel to wheel for so long.  They’re either stuck with…

It baffles me that singles and/or childless couples want to driver crossover suvs, which scream to me “Parent Mobile.”

I am prepared for the grief I’m about to receive, but I actually liked the way the Cavalier sedan looked when it came out, and I think it wears relatively well. I mean, look at that greenhouse. Imagine have that good a view out today?

1st: This is Jalopnik, no one here buys new cars. 

Every single laptop I own has a bit of electrical tape across the top to block the camera.

China is currently holding two Canadian businessmen (known as the two Michaels) on fake charges in retaliation for Canada carrying out a US extradition request on Meng Wanzhou.

With new Jalopnik we now have:

Everytime I see that schnoz makes me think...

Uhm... WTF?! This monstrosity was already released onto the unsuspecting and undeserving public a while ago?! Torch (IIRC) already torched the horrible design and BMW already tried to justify themselves why this fugly blob (and all other new Bucktooth Beaver Bimmers) are so fucking fugly.

I really want BMW to succeed here, because the idea of an electric 5-series is super appealing to me and I would like them to make it one day. But good lord, this thing is hideous, and looks like 4 distinctly different cars from various angles - none of them good.

It looks bloated, overly decorated, and depressingly dull.

This is going to be super-expensive and sub-optimal, another EV for social display purposes.

How “wonderful”... another mole rat from BMW.