Did you not read the article? Allegedly, an unknown party breached one of the developer’s systems and stole the files and proceeded to release them online for people to use, against the wishes of Nintendo and, at least outwardly, the developers.

lol what a fucking cunt you are. Wishing death upon somebody because they “spoiled” an insignificant movie scene for you? Fuck you. Darth Vader is in the movie. He has a castle. All the protagonists die. Yes, all of them. C3PO and R2-D2 make an appearance. The Ghost and chopper from Rebels have cameos. Many characters…

Why the hell is the front page of Jalopnik plastered in a dozen Saab articles? Is it Saab Day or something?

How is this forced labor? If you don’t want to do your job, then fucking quit and go find a new one. Nobody is *forcing* anyone to do anything. If they want to continue to collect their paychecks, then they need to do the jobs they are hired to do, period. This is how EVERY job works in reality.

As a normal person, I’m so glad to know that your dumb ass would be dragged off the plane if you had the balls to actually go through with your empty keyboard-warrior threats.

What a self-indulgent tool. Does he think he gets a free pass to be an obnoxious asshole just because someone he doesn’t like is on the same airplane as he is? Is it because they’re a famous person, and therefore anything he says or does is totally fine?

I was almost positive I was going to pick Rowlet when they first introduced the starters, as my favorite types are Grass, Ghost and Psychic. If not Rowlet, then Litten, because I love cats and Litten looks great.

As someone who just bought my wife a horde of the official 7" plushes, I feel your pain.

What struggles do you live with, if I may ask? Real struggles based on your race and gender I mean - not average, everyday struggles that common people deal with every day, regardless of age or sex or color.

Oh yes, poor, poor, oppressed Margaret Cho. If only she could be as privileged as I am...

Quelle surprise that it turns out the rich Asian woman’s claims are actually very one-sided, condescending and full of shit and the rich white woman was actually doing everything she could to figure out how to best soothe the uproar about her being cast in a role.

Oh man, I want that Alfa on the end there. Someone filthy rich wanna do me a solid?

I’m guessing you have to have a turd phone for this to be visible long enough to actually get a screenshot. I can see their huge bodies flicker on my screen for a fraction of a second before the menu comes up but it’s so quick that there’s no way in hell I could possibly get a screenshot of it.

Is it still considered a good or successful troll if the majority of people who heard about this dumb stunt either didn’t care and/or didn’t believe him for a minute?

Hillary didn’t live up to my standards.

To be fair, some of the Clash of Clans ads are actually pretty good. I don’t play the game (tried it for a little while, but it’s totally ruined by the pay-to-win-or-you-will-always-lose factor) but they do a good job on their ads.

I’ll be sure to do my part - You get a Zubat! And you get a zubat! Everyone gets Zubats!

That isn’t Vader’s TIE Advanced, it’s the TIE Prototype which is flown by Darth Vader’s Inquisitors in the Rebels TV show. Vader is flying his TIE Advanced in Rebels and doesn’t fly the Prototype.

That isn’t Vader’s TIE Advanced, it’s the TIE Prototype which is flown by Darth Vader’s Inquisitors in the Rebels TV…

This shit is why many people are using GPS spoofing apps so that they can simply go to areas that are rich in Pokemon.

Nice empathetic manipulation tactic there. “This guy jokingly insulted people who like American cheese in their grilled sandwhiches! How dare he! Let me trot out my Aspergers kid into this discussion - it’ll totally irrelevant  but maybe it’ll make people feel ashamed for insulting American cheese so I’ll win!”