I’m shocked that they went to that much trouble and yet didn’t think to brace the back of the sign itself.

Congrats (no, really) on writing an article that talks about Trump’s policies and appointments while staying relevant and on point and avoiding using the article as a personal grandstand to whine and moan about Trump and how his selection is somehow improbably going to lead to nuclear war, etc.

Wait, so what was the prank? This whole story is so vague and light on details and ends so suddenly that I’m not sure what this story is even about. So they got you to wear these glasses that supposedly help you see color better? Why? What did they do to convince you to wear these random glasses without explaining…

I got tired of scrolling through all the comments without success to see if anyone had said it yet, so I’ll go ahead and say it: This is a stupid theory.

Seriously...anyone that actually considers Lena Dunham the “voice” of any generation is delusional. She’s certainly the voice for a subsect of whiny, self-entitled and self-styled victims of life, but definitely not the voice of an entire generation.

I prefer the XL and would definitely pay $80 for a used one than $100 for a new non-XL

I prefer the XL and would definitely pay $80 for a used one than $100 for a new non-XL

Not to mention that it’s said in canon that if the flame on a Charmander’s tail goes out, it dies.

YES! Go join the Pontiac Aztek and PT Cruiser in hell, you ugly piece of shit!

Which brand are you using? I’ve been meaning to pick one up myself.

Which brand are you using? I’ve been meaning to pick one up myself.

How much?

How much?

Kara, please don’t use the N-word when writing articles about people using the N-word. That is NOT okay and now my feelings are irrationally hurt.

Well sure, if you take two unrelated sentences completely out of context, they’re contradictory. But, the article didn’t say the ship couldn’t continue due to cosmetic damage, soooo....reading comprehension must not be your strong suit.

Am I the only person who can never tell what the fuck is going on in any Overwatch videos?

We’re going to make McLaren great again! It’s going to be huge. Huge!

Just a lack of common since these days.

Less Twitter quoting, more article-writing, please!

Okay good, I’m not the only one. I don’t need a Lego alarm clock or some other Lego-themed trinket.

You must not be as big a fan as you claim if you believe the next generation of Pokémon games will be out in 2017...you clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.

So...what would be your best recommendation on how to convince seven of my friends to play this?

The full game leaked over a week ago and the Internet is currently rife with spoilers so you might want to axe it ASAP.