Hey, some of that art is inspiring.

Step 1: Don’t name your game after the PvP mode of a far superior shooter.

“Hyped” is different than “Overly Advertised”.  I don’t think I know of a single person who was excited about this game.  Everyone just knew about it because you can’t avoid the ads no matter where you go.

I’m not sure you realize exactly what that would entail.

“We wanted to amplify that message and capture people’s attention, so pledged to compensate developers ten times the value of any chargeback fees they incurred, despite the fact that we had nothing to with the illegal acquisition of these keys.”

SO HERE I AM

Un-fuck Oggdo Bodgo with Ethan’s guide! https://kotaku.com/how-to-kill-jedi-fallen-orders-oggdo-bogdo-more-easily-1839924032

All I can say is F Oggdo Bodgo. 

You have done amazing work here Jason. I’m sorry to see you go, but am looking forward to your new ventures!

I don’t have any respect for any one who tell other people how to have fun and spend their own money either... but whatever.

...benches...

The internal drives are 1 TB SSDs using some version of the NVMe standard that allows for very, very fast data transfer. It can load almost 5 gigs of (compressed) data from storage to local memory per second.

“Why the fuck is it Doom getting sold a day early and not Animal Crossing.”

Good. He should never set foot outside of a prison ever again. May all of his remaining days be a living hell.

The microtransactions in this game will be absurd.

But it’s also peaceful—there’s nothing to do, so you might as well embrace it.

To quote the severely missed ‘Ned and Stacey’:

Emperor Palpatine was gay, and very much in love with Plagueis, JK Rowling confirms.

Can FIFA’s real world corruption be SO intense, that it actually extends to eSports?