I know for a fact that you are wrong.

30 years from now I will be judging the president on his or her favorite game choices and their answer better be as good as St. Vincent’s.

If chess is considered a sport, I’ll give marble racing the benefit of the doubt.

The story is terrible and the voice acting is arguably worse, but Vanquish is still to this day the best playing third person shooter I’ve ever experienced.

Wait why is she talking about when her album is gonna drop at someone else’s wedding shindig lolol

I don't go to NintendoLife or GameXplain so they probably did it for people like me. 

It’s generally not legal at all. Every artist who attempts to make money off of fan-art of copyright characters is at risk. Which is why ready-made product websites like Redbubble or Teespring, will often take down products like that really regularly, in order to avoid any lawsuits.

The reason it’s not much of a big…

You’ve done it. This is the definitive hater’s guide to Final Fantasy. Drew Magary would be proud. (RIP Deadspin)

I know.  I mean who really thinks that game is ever going to be finished?

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

Hey, if it means Vin and Tyrese get to wear cute outfits, I’m in.

Earth is getting crowded, so the 12 who controls the world have decided to release this strain of the coronavirus amongst the poor to cleanse the planet.

the malware apps in question are so bizarre and pointless, you’d have to be the dumbest Android user on Earth to download them in the first place

I work in the packaging industry and there are 2 things you need to know:

It’s almost as if the mentality of greater profits over better products and services is inherently self-destructive...but, nah. Screw that noise. Let’s make more money!

What game is that screenshot from? Some Victorian version of Trials?

I always have the exact same trajectory with these games:

You could, of course, follow these very inconvenient recommendations, or you could simply follow the tried-and-true tactics:

Man, Housemarque just can’t catch a break. They made some of the best arcade throwback titles of the past 2 generations, and people just didn’t give a shit. I respect that they tried something slightly different with Stormdivers but, whoo boy, that thing was in such rough shape that I found it essentially unplayable wh…

What the fuck is happening