While I’m always down for different crackers and what not, sometimes a saltine is perfectly acceptable when you want essentially a bland vehicle to put stuff on.

Omega forms were a good idea - make stages less random, to help competition - but making every stage into Final Destination was not.

These dudes sound like they could lead a band playing a local GMO-free coffee shop

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

Actually, seeing T’Challa go was a huge relief for me. It was what guaranteed that this all would be reversed.

Forgot to mention that you can earn enough V-Bucks to pay for the next seasons battle pass. So if you play enough, a battle pass will only cost you 9.99 once.

Anyone else getting a Thumper-goes-mellow vibe from this?

Yeah I feel like I just heard about that somewhere too, but where could it have been? Oh well, I’m sure I’ll figure it out.

nobody actually likes any Queen songs.

The deterioration of MoviePass feels a bit like Netflix’s shift from “watch every movie on DVD” to “watch a small rotation of movies plus a lot of TV shows and original productions online.”

You ok, William?

I didn’t play this one, but a good friend of mine who frequently DMs for his entirely-too-comedic-for-his-own-good brother told me about it. This was the sort of guy who routinely played characters like Velvet Merlin, the flamingly straight sparklemancer from Greater Fairyton. He wanted to play a half-orc wizard, but…

I used to have a regular D&D group. We invited a new player in, and he asked if his wife could play as well. Of course, we were very welcoming of new players, we were happy to welcome her.

Ive always found that the most fun is losing a game well. If everythings going well, and orderly those games are honestly sort of boring. They’re the most fun when things go of the rails, and everything starts going wrong, and you need to actually think outside of the box to not have everyone die. Its especially fun…

I’ve had all the usual horror stories, but a lot of them ended up being fun. I had one player who decided that he would be disruptive with his cleric and shout, “My God commands me!” In. Every. Single. Encounter. Best part? He whiffed every attack after his battle cry. So, it became a running gag in the group that he…

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.

Trying to scam your way from 1st to 3rd is a time honored tradition among teenagers, or uhhh, middle aged internet commenters.

You should get a divorce

Great, get ready for a bunch of reboots.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…