Lord, Jesus. I got the giddy chills.

Okay. So that's pretty freakin' sweet.

I believe, if I remember correctly, you wrote a story way back ago about how MMORPGs really shaped your life. It was super honest, and I really appreciated it. Still do.

Bubba Sparxxx went to my high school, so, yes, you do God's work.

The fact Hank Hill would play GTA V in the first place proves it's the best game ever.

Legit. I'm beyond excited because this is how you re-release a game a little more than a year old – you give all those people who already bought it a brand new way to play it. This is just, just a great damn month to be a gamer.

Super double dipping. Purchased once for the 360 – will purchase again for the graphical upgrades and first-person viewpoint.

Honestly, such a fabulous album. The sheer emotional value of the work as a whole is both astounding and perplexing – it basically defined my freshmen year at Georgia Tech. A full 11 years later and it still strikes the exact same chords.

Never move. You've hit the jackpot.

Truly advanced warfare.

I make it my goal to find these things every summer, because they are the bbbbeeesssttt. 30s BE DAMNED. I WANT MY BUBBLEGUM EYEBALLS. For some reason, however, I can only find SpongeBob ones, even on ice cream trucks, and that's just a huge letdown.

Because someone had to.

Amen, indeed. What a fantastic conversation this has been! Maybe it's because my name's Trey, and I was immediately drawn to your strong choice in name.

Right? As an owner of a well-used Xbone, I wish I could just say THE RESOLUTION OF THE TREES ISN'T IMPORTANT. It really doesn't matter because the games all look and play amazingly. The new Sniper title is the one thing that really doesn't look good in comparison on the Xbox One, but that's one game.

And then, of course, they turn around and say it's a six- to 12-month exclusive. Tons of reviews will come out, till the inevitable review that says how much better the PS4 version is in comparison to the hackneyed, 900-FPS Xbone edition.

Well put. In reality, we should have known it would come to this at some point.

Oh I understand, and I'm not trying to cast a shadow over their anger. PS4 owners have every right to be upset, because it sucks. In the same way, Xbone owners have a right to be upset over Bungie and Destiny choosing to single out the PS4, because that sucks, too.

Point taken. Point taken.

I think Microsoft would spend whatever they have to to upend Sony's lead a little bit. The console wars become bigger and bigger business with each reiteration. Stealing some games would be a great way to ruin their party, wouldn't you agree?

This is, of course, assuming it's timed. It would be a mighty middle finger from Microsoft if the Temple of Osiris is a parting gift for all the other consoles.