A week ago, I found the first two seasons of DuckTales on DVD at the wonderful world of Walmart. I immediately got super excited and started bouncing up and down, asking my wife if I could get them.

Felt necessary with E3 right on us.

From personal experience — truth. Marketing 101 right there.

Look — dude's got a Sega jersey. They knew what they were getting into from "Hello."

Xbox One. But it doesn't matter — sad Aiden looks sad in all of them.

Every time I hear Sam Lake talk, I'm instantly taken aback by how "un-Max Payne-ish" he sounds. Damn smirk throws me off.

Man. These commentors got their Jezebel all over my Japanese game review. Where is this Bitch Lane all these people live on, because I don't want to go there.

Those Eisenwalds, man. I'm running through it again when I get home.

Used all of them. Can definitely say the X is 10.

What a surprisingly beautiful video. No jokes aside, I really wasn't prepared for that. Dude's got a good, strong narrative voice.

Exact words I said after seeing it.

Seriously.

Short answer? No.

Fitting is the key word, 18th century France.

Those pantsssssssss.

Played that thing for 24 hours on two runs, 100 percented everything, loved every minute of it. Obsidian may have some bugs crawling up their sleeves, but that was a near flawless replica of a seriously long South Park episode.

You want some McDonald's?

You want some McDonald's?

Hey. It's a fantastic game to copy. Realistically, I'll play Pig of Truth on my Android device. I'm not afraid to say it.

More like Southern Epic: Stick of Angry Birds — AMIRITE?!?