Just ain't right, man. Just ain't right.

The last 24 hours of your life have been extraordinary, and I salute everything that happened.

Maybe it's just me, but did anyone else stop and say, "So when the fuck did foxes learn to fly?"

I think that's a "J."

I completely agree — wordless memes.

That was good and all, but it needs more:

It's not that he wasn't treated, it's that his insurance company is refusing to pay for any part of that treatment. Needless to say, that can be nearly as frightening as getting sick in the first place.

We shall let it commence, then.

You shut it, you gaudless heathen, you.

I'm impressed by how quickly everyone jumped on the hate wagon, just to make sure they "took your comment to task."

I'm trying to bring simple memes to the masses, let the intended infer what it means. It could mean, "We've got a badass over here." It could also mean, "These hands aren't made for mittens, son."

I feel the same way. The DeathAdder, however, my current mouse, is wonderfully un-gaudy. It's got the blue glowing symbol, but that can be turned off. I don't mind it so much since the sheer responsiveness of it is ridiculous.

You're a fantastic writer, Owen. I've always appreciated that sly, sarcastic wit you bring to your articles, whether they're about freaking baseball video games or how you were as a student in college or how you like ordering pizzas for Fahey.

The Animatrix talks about it a lot with the whole robot storyline thing. The humans built the robots to be their slaves, the slaves became self-aware and got pissed, a war was started between the groups and the humans were getting slaughtered, the humans used some magic midnight gas, smoke, shield monster to block out…

Hey, Bob!

I actually imagined a table with a bunch of sullen people sitting at it — one of those old wooden tables with the huge slats they always use for taverns, like in the Princess Bride?

I certainly hope so!

I completely agree. It's all about finding the formula and properly accepting what's considered cliche and what isn't.

Them bastards know how to put a game together, that's for sure. It may not be the rebirth of the shooter, but it damn well could be the rebirth of the COD-era shooter.