Oh my God — Daft Punk have turned into actual robots, battle dinosaurs.

MICROSOFTWARE PUBLISH NEW GAME BASED ON OLD WITH ASIAN FIGHTING STYLE.

Go — us? Team Xbox? Team XCock? XCOM: Penis Unknown?

At the end of the day, there's no such thing as bad publicity. I find it hard to believe a group as storied as Microsoft would find it within themselves to make a moronic decision of this gigantic a proportion, but they'll get people talking about it over the PS4 till all the specs are on the table.

That's so good. That song is so bad, it almost sounds like it's being controlled by the Power Glove.

That's the most amazing zoom in the history of zoom. Congrats, science.

That's the most existential thing I've heard in days, even after the ending.

Like the American Gladiators of my digital dreams.

God, it puts Street View through a spyglass. Genius.

Done 18 times over.

I have no freaking idea why they don't actually make commercials like that. My God — I'd buy everything.

So — prequel to Bioshock Infinite? Yes, please!

War. War never changes.

The Legend of Zelda: The Magic Flute of Coins.

Ohhhhh my Gooooodddd. I need one of those as well.

That's exactly how it felt. I've never had the semi-pleasure of being gutpunched by a midget, but I imagine that's how it would feel — a little bit o' pain and an odd sense of betrayal.

My God. That was really good. That definitely was worth 31:41 of my time.

Mmmmmm. That's fresh. There's not many times in my life I've thrown my hands into the air and said "Jesus Christ — that's enough." But that? The magic bullet? Jesus Christ — that's enough.

A? B? Right trigger? I smell XBLA.

Ralph Wiggum as Akira? That's the most hilarious thing ever. I really hope this project gets completed.