My hands are too damn big for this intricate shit.

What?

Perfect. My regards to you.

As long as Connor turns into a motherfucking eagle, Ubisoft will always get my money. Always.

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat. When I was in middle school, our American English teacher would let us bring in things from outside the class that represented some form of literary merit or something of that nature. I photocopied the hell out of that anthology.

Little bit o' this right CHERE.

Holy SHIT that's the best GIF ever made. Well done on finding that diamond in the rough.

Ohhhhhhhhh ma God — uncanny.

Not you, of course, but Jango up there.

The exception being a jackass who can't read humor if it slaps him in the nuts. Trolls be trolling.

Agreed, with cigarettes.

Or you may retain the information even greater solely because you had to put in the extra work to obtain it.

Any idea how large the rocket is? I can't seem to find any dimension stats anywhere. Just curious.

Oh my God. I really need to play some Battletoads right now, solely for the futility of playing Battletoads.

God knows, $2,500? I'd feel the same way. Just utter and complete anger and anxiety. I wouldn't do it, but God knows I'd want to.

I'm sure there's some guy hanging out at AMC who thrust his finger magnificently into the air and said "To hell with it! PUT UP A REAL BANNER."

Hmmmmm — this is a question for Deus Ex.

Journalism probably would have gone with "Call of Duty kill cam proves failure" as a headline. It's about as vague.

That's the kind of "journey" I look forward to taking.

I post this with all due respect.