Friend called out of work a week ahead of time for a "religious holiday," otherwise known as Halo 4.

More than likely a Sony Trinitron. Thing probably weighs 300 pounds.

Marvelous.

And boom goes the dynamite.

+1? You know what — Spanish question mark. ¿+1?

My Star Wars universe totally does not come packaged with resurrection stones.

You remember this Battle.net? Everybody remembers this Battle.net, and it was glorious.

Best Snacktaku ever.

Quick to strike, yet slow to kill. Awwwwww yyyyeeeeaaaahhhhh.

What are you doing, dog! You don't understand the Internet!

Syringes?!? I'm running out of usable veins.

Annnnndddd my day is complete. Thank you.

Perhaps, just perhaps, it would be better as a dating simulator, that way instead of wooing a potential "bonk," you play as Obama or Romney and attempt to sign over undecided voters.

Politically charged and HILARIOUS.

That's one of the most politically-charged gifs I've seen all year. But where's my fucking bubblegum?

Would have been better if it was Tom Goes to the Mayor.

BaZING.

I mean this with all due respect, but that bitch be lookin' like some damn death trashcan from Hell. Good for DARPA, awful for the rest of us.

It's a good thing, too. I wasn't looking forward to the rest of my life, anyway.

It looks like an extremely frightening fight scene in Tekkonkinkreet.