I’m not a “cat person”. I have one cat. One. A Siamese. I don’t see one there. Ergo, she was crazy. (And yes, I could have 8 Siamese or Siamese mix and be very happy)

Sploosh!

I likes the way you think, JuJuMonkeyBoy! To the Mall we go!

Glenn becomes his alternate ego “Glen” after the attack.

Pardon me if I am incorrect, and I am not a denier, but I’d like to think of myself as a realist; but isn’t methane a greater contributor to global warming/climate change than carbon? Now I’m a Mongol/German/Pole and I’d bite your arm off before I’d give up my dairy products, but I think that the amount of meat…

Boston?

Holy crap! I was in a restroom in Beijing waiting for an open stall and when one did open, a woman who was waiting 3 spaces behind the rest of us just ran ahead and grabbed it. I mean, we all had to go. It is just a free-for-all in any queue in China.

Geology? (I think you mean geography.)

It is the fireworm attacking! Get the 13th warrior!

If I defeat it, does it drop a mount that looks like that?

And somewhere Eli Roth is working on a new horror movie after reading this news and twisting (no pun intended) the facts in his head.

I loved Johnny an Winona (and a then edgy Burton)in Edward Scissorhands. Everything just got so far off course.

My hubby and I are New Englanders to the core and have our 11pm bowl of ice cream even if it is -20degrees outside and we have to drape ourselves with quilts.

Most definitely. I’d add Carl Jung myself. And Marie Curie. But Tesla is spot on.

I assumed that was a new abbreviation the kids were using now. Like “/s” for sarcasm ends here. I figured Andrew meant “real sarcasm”. Now get off my lawn!

Yes, one of those fancy, artsy fartsy clocks on which you can never tell the correct time anyway. I bet those wasps are wearing berets and smoking European cigarettes. (pardon me, I have a cold and am heavily medicated now)

But sadly here in Massachusetts, a man got fed up with geese and stomped some goslings to death several years back in front of the mother goose. Cruelty is cruelty, poop or no.

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

But you watched Howard the Duck?