An Oral Commitment to Bring 'Em Young, Vol. 8

I wanted to be sure you were right in your assessment so I watched the video. Needed to be thorough before I gave you a star, so I watched it again. I can say your description seems correct, but I better go watch it again to be sure.

Great. Another article about how engorged some balls are. MOVE ON ALREADY!

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

Based on the A&M visit, I'm going to say it's Lisa Ann's The 12th Man: Why Stop at Just 11?

I agree that the takes are crazy but I'm confused at how often people say, "they may have cheated, but they would have won anyway." Is that the way it works, now? You only have to follow the rules to the degree that you can plausibly say breaking them didn't affect the outcome?

I think Belichick should be strapped to a chair with his eyelids peeled back and forced to watch Peter King bathe naked in a hot tub of takes while every columnist listed above gives him rusty trombones in turn.

Yeah, that's gonna have him quietly sobbing at tape sessions tomorrow.

Logical fallacies are the best kinds of fallacies.

I can't tell if she looks like really good claymation or really bad claymation.

correction: you had sex w/your hands twice this week.

Does being inside a 'professional' put one's amateur status in question....?

"She's not Lennay Kekua, she's real! Well, parts of her."

big deal, i had sex with lisa ann twice this week and didn't have to pay for overpriced concessions.

Wide receiver always score when you put eight in the box.

Some plastic surgeons should be punished.

He looks like he just hooked up with Sandra Bullock after she crash landed to earth in Gravity.

Can't say I'm surprised—the kid plays with turf that's been pounded by hundreds of guys in front of an audience each week.