Not an electric car. It’s barely a hybrid. 

Let’s be honest here, having gone down the Sovereign Citizen rabbit hole, this kid’s future was likely limited already.

Sounds like you’re someone who understands that with every right comes the responsibility to exercise it at appropriate times in appropriate places.  Thank you.

I wish all gun owners had the same attitude as you. 

I once worked at a place where they were building a new parking structure and we had to park in another building structure but there wasn’t enough space for self-parking so valets were used. A worker realized they forgot something and went back up to find the valet chilling in the worker’s car and listening to the…

Really depends on the place that’s handling the valet service. I’ve used the valet at the casinos near me and found that they’re quite nice with the car. Also found that when I tipped the valet before they parked it in the winter, they would park my car in the heated part of the garage.

“it was a “normal” little cruise”

One more reason I will NEVER let a valet in my car. I worked at a restaurant that had valet parking, and the shit I saw the valets do to cars was insane.

As others have mentioned, based on the story, it was already parked, and the attendant decided to take it for a drive, it’s clearly a joy ride.

I think it’s a joy ride in the sense that it was apparently parked perfectly well (Mr. Luck is quoted as saying he watched the valet park the car in front of the restaurant) and the valet took the car onto the streets. Afterward, the reason for the car not being in the parking space up front was that it had to be…

NASA has always made the best vehicles.

Ah yea you’re right, that’s basically what I was trying to say but I guess Fault wasn’t the right word.

It’s even worse in Florida

This all made perfect sense when I hit the word Texas.

Thats because it won't kneel before you. 

I can’t say that I take the farthest spot possible, but I do grab basically the first one I see.  My wife will often make 3 trips up and down the rows of parking before deciding on a spot.  I’d literally be in the store by the time she slides the gear shift to P.  

THIS.
Another benefit is no goddamned parking lot door dings thanks to parking in the periphery. I owned my 1st gen green Insight for 13 years and sold it to its new owner with zero dings as a result of my desire to park and walk.

100% with you there. I don’t get the fuss over getting”the best spot”, just to avoid a *tiny* bit of exercise. Because it’s almost never about there not being enough parking when you get into standoffs like that. It’s always about getting the closest spot avilable.
I don’t need any of that stress in my life.

I mean... you understand that they do dock and everyone on board disembarks, right?

More egregious than the dealer trying to auction off a car, is the C&B seller that sheepishly says "I'm not sure if GM will honor the factory warranty" after he was presented with a form during signing, explained to him, asked of him to also read it, sign, print and date it and the F&I manager confirms the buyer…