When two people I know start debating about some aspect of history or general trivia, after about 10 minutes of it, I dryly remark “If only there was a way, we could use a device that’s connected to the internet to check what really happened...”

My ex was an alcoholic, and in my manual everything car she used to kick the side mirror with her foot out of alignment in a drunken stupor, as well as forgetting regularly to roll the window back up once she was done with it. This is AZ, where the air coming in resembles the air coming out of an active convection oven…

Well, i didn’t say they were all winners lol just that he knows what he’s up to. 

Torch knows what he is doing. He always has, he’s just occasionally strange about how he shows it. 

If Thanos did a 50/50 snap on Earth for even just the human beings, anyone left after the event will be way more focused on trying to compensate for the missing half of people, and conservation efforts would dwindle significantly because the urgency would no longer be there.

First DLC should take place right after the development of the ironclad ships and be called World of TaftCraft: Aft of the Raft - Abaft of the Propshaft. 

I’d buy a TaftCraft. Hell, I’d host a TaftCraft tourney. 

Speaking of beating kids at their own games...
The two siblings in card games, video games, and other games that require 3 or more players - they are vindictive to each other in every game. I wind up winning 3/4ths of the time simply because I’m left alone to basically score unhindered.

SIGN ME UP

Neat! Let’s get you out of the greys. 

 We all thought it sounded super cool, and that was that. Pat is correct that we hoped to use the WarCraft moniker to name a whole series of games, across many different genres – fantasy, sci fi, modern military, historic military, etc. Of course the only two we ever actually developed were WarCraft and StarCraft.

Seems fine tbh. I’d eat it. 

Dude I empathize, when I bought my Z06 I had a very similar experience. Although, literally, NOBODY except my car friends has wanted to talk to me about my car. So the GT-R wins in that regard. But every lifted truck in the entire Phoenix area has tried to race me by this point. 

Like she tells me on the regular, she’s laughing AT me, not with me.
Luckily I am comfortable being a punchline. 

TIL

IT Engineer here. Why the fuck do people think anyone would go into a STEM field to get laid?
Although I did use the train joke a lot when I was younger, and TBH it’s a wonder my wife thinks I’m desirable at all.

Also to note, the Witches of Breastwick is not the same movie as the Witches of Eastwick.... I thought Breastwick was a real place, for about 30 minutes. 

I suggest calling the event “Tail of the Crazy Pricks” 

I just had all my wisdom teeth out and I can’t chew a damn thing. Mush, you say? 

I’m waiting for the inevitable made-for-tv sound box that you attach with a suction cup like a gopro, and it makes all the noises for you. Has a BT plug so you can connect it to your e-throttle for extra effect.