Speaking of beating kids at their own games...
The two siblings in card games, video games, and other games that require 3 or more players - they are vindictive to each other in every game. I wind up winning 3/4ths of the time simply because I’m left alone to basically score unhindered.

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Neat! Let’s get you out of the greys. 

 We all thought it sounded super cool, and that was that. Pat is correct that we hoped to use the WarCraft moniker to name a whole series of games, across many different genres – fantasy, sci fi, modern military, historic military, etc. Of course the only two we ever actually developed were WarCraft and StarCraft.

Dude I empathize, when I bought my Z06 I had a very similar experience. Although, literally, NOBODY except my car friends has wanted to talk to me about my car. So the GT-R wins in that regard. But every lifted truck in the entire Phoenix area has tried to race me by this point. 

Like she tells me on the regular, she’s laughing AT me, not with me.
Luckily I am comfortable being a punchline. 

TIL

IT Engineer here. Why the fuck do people think anyone would go into a STEM field to get laid?
Although I did use the train joke a lot when I was younger, and TBH it’s a wonder my wife thinks I’m desirable at all.

Also to note, the Witches of Breastwick is not the same movie as the Witches of Eastwick.... I thought Breastwick was a real place, for about 30 minutes. 

I suggest calling the event “Tail of the Crazy Pricks” 

I just had all my wisdom teeth out and I can’t chew a damn thing. Mush, you say? 

I’m waiting for the inevitable made-for-tv sound box that you attach with a suction cup like a gopro, and it makes all the noises for you. Has a BT plug so you can connect it to your e-throttle for extra effect.

Just replace the word standard with game launcher platform

I just thought that the Garreg Mach campus was just really really small to fit the 100+ students and staff combined, so I figured everyone was just running into each other all the time.

I don’t like Triple Triad either, and I bought the remaster anyway, hoping to give it another shot.

I eagerly wait the 2 hour 50 minute video rendition of Tim’s painstaking work on the Japanese to English translations, complete with subtitles.

I didn’t ask for $125. I asked for $105. I haven’t received a notice to verify my claim yet, although I can.

I traded in my NES a long time ago - SNES and original game boy I gave to my sister.

I wish that higher levels/higher stats team members would have a bigger motivation bar. I just stopped using the lost items altogether because it was easier to ramp up support and motivation levels with gifts which I can either buy or farm for. 

My preferred DC lineup was:
Grandia II
PSO
Skies of Arcadia
Jet Set(Grind) Radio
Record Of Lodoss War
Gauntlet Legends
RE: Code Veronica
Power Stone 1/2
Marvel vs Capcom 2 - Gonna take you for a riiiiide