Really nice car. Interior is nice. It can move, but it’s not going to break any lap records. Engine sounds nice. Too heavy for me, but I prefer more R and less GT. I wish it had either more horsepower or less weight. 

My kid conveniently gets motion sickness only when he doesn’t want to go somewhere. He’s 13 so he’s approaching the slacker phase of his youth.

These glasses will be perfect to get him out of the house, as I think he’d rather actually be ill than wear them. 

You can show upper management that you saved a lot of money to your bottom line if you just force that one Australian guy to do all the work like in Futurama.
You can just blame Mr. Single Point of Failure for being a slacker until the downtime cost finally outweighs the cost of a backup worker.

Has anyone tried one of these air conditioned jacket things? I don’t know if the fans would be strong enough to actually work. If they did, and the battery does actually last for hours, you could just show up in a sombrero and a/c jacket and be cool all day as you watch everyone else in the stands get roasted.

Thankes Burritoes, I’ve always loved you

We can’t really make it unbelievably convenient for every messed up angry fan to directly contact their content creators with their feedback with their mental diarrhea and then be surprised when they turn out to be toxic.

Lack of convenience media technology was really good at obscuring the crackpots from the…

Oh FUCK.

I’ll read and star everything you write and post from now on. Please never leave. We’ll be good. 

As a former addict, I remember durations during summer vacation 20+ hours a session as a teen. Then it became 8 hours before headaches and handaches, and now it’s 4 hours, soon to be 2.

Well... shit.

I’m in talks to create a BRAND NEW electric hypercar company that will develop a car that blows away this supposed “competition”

Heather, I’m still waiting on those impromptu hum ringtones. Cheers, thanks :) 

This is... this is quite nice. I enjoyed this probably more than I should have. My inner bourgeoisie is tickled beyond measure. 

Jesus! If ANYTHING in this universe can possibly be conceived as being inherently non-binary it should be rational analysis.

You mean I have to use my hands? That’s like a baby toy! 

While I thought this article was fine, I’m embarrassed that you felt the need to illuminate this to your readers.

1,2,3!

I’ve always loved Lightning and this is my favorite cosplay on the Citadel.

I’ve always loved Lightning and this is my favorite cosplay on the Citadel.

One of the interesting side effects of this is that its an incredibly popular tool for marketing.