I get where you are coming from and on one level I agree, but I feel that personal pride is pretty irrelevant to a good product.

It’s illuminating the hell out of idiots, though. And allows activity tracking of malicious people who don’t know to keep their shit offline.

Mmmmmmm.... 780 whp. Too bad Lexus 2UR-GSE tuning hasn’t matured to that scale. Only one tuner I know of that is doing anything remotely close.

2018 M5 rolls on 285-30 20's on the back oem which seem to roll about $100 cheaper per tire on tire rack. If you’re putting on 305s, that’s kind of your choice, isn’t it? Not that either option is really that cheap.

In my twenties I had really sharp eyes for the road, strong driving reflexes, and a slightly reckless attitude as my life was in a downturn at the time. I was on call and late for work and weaving through traffic at above regular speeds. I had been getting into the habit of driving just under the criminal limit (20…

Traffic tends to get in my way and I don’t drive on the shoulder, so I’ll be politely refusing that suggestion, thanks. I’ve mellowed out a lot since my 20's ended...

Whatever you do, don’t mix the two tissues up.

There was one on Amazon a while ago but I figure I don’t want the misdemeanor when a cop finally spots one on me. Also they sold out.

You know I’ve seen shit like that on Super Speeders where they just gun it after a cop spots them and sometimes it seems to work out for them, but man, that’s instant jail time and hefty fines if anyone manages to grab your plate. And that’s assuming you don’t hit anything and nothing hits you.

I’m not willing to go to Walmart for unfrosted blueberry Pop Tarts, which only Walmart and no one else ever sells around here. It’s my wife’s favorite, and she isn’t willing to go.

But it’s so slimming. We don’t want everyone to think that modern cars have gotten fat, do we? We have an image to uphold.

On mine the faux carbon fiber trim I find particularly distasteful, but then I try to temper that with the idea that it was a decade ago and a lot of things I also own from that decade have also aged poorly.

Oh, right. I was thinking the IS which was redone that model year. Damn, Lexus!

Between my phone and my car I’ve got 3 clocks in there. More clocks are good, they should just fit the ergonomic and design ethos.

Tell Lexus man, my 2010 has the 1980s clock in the Hackerman green.

Uh, is Oprah in charge of that universe where Patrick is King Gustavus Adolphus?

I wanna know how it handles compared to the cheaper models of the existing gen, and compared to the previous gen.

As a reminder, Lexus had that silly old-school digital clock in their cars until 2014.

This is fucking brilliant. Thank you, Cecilia.

Skifree was the freaking business. Watch out for the robot! Hit F for shenanigans.