No worries. I have other pseudonyms of various qualities.

For an all-around review, I like how you write. I’d like to write in a similar vein, someday, maybe even for money.

It’s not selling well. It took me 20 years to get the first one. I’m hoping that between my savings and depreciation I can halve that time frame for the next one.

....where... where would her pistons be...?

Sales are rather poor, so I’m waiting another 15 years like I did for the gen 1, and trying again. I already work too much anyway. C’mon promotion!

YOU WENT FULL GOOGLY. YOU NEVER GO FULL GOOGLY.

The cure for this is googly eyes, btw.

Oh yes, trypophobia has grown to be this thing. My sister is afflicted by it. /r/trypophobia readers attempt to one up each other in grotesque ways.

I’m seeing a lot of good points about both daddy and kid NSX so I will refrain from commenting further on it. But good on you, Jalops, for getting it.

Nope, totally want one.

My 6 month insurance premium was destructively high, no joke.

The numbers don’t make sense if you don’t add up the rest of the bills I had. I didn’t go into those details because this isn’t a sob story about my shitty 20's, it’s a reflection about what it takes someone financially overburdened to unscrew themselves.

Pfft like FIFA has always followed the rules. It can’t even obey the laws of physics!

Forget just entertainment events - I’ve been to crowded technical conferences where the wireless infrastructure situation was clearly an afterthought.

That is the face of a SENIOR Editor. It’s Senior Doofus to you, Jalops!

My grandmother lived through the Japanese occupation of Korea leading up to WWII. My parents lived through the lean post-Korean war years. But they didn’t know how to manage money, and pretty much fucked themselves over in a number of different ways - and then of course, didn’t explain any of that to me, preferring to…

I had $1000. I couldn’t get financing most places because my credit was so shite. I didn’t know how to fix anything on a car and needed one that I thought would run reliably. I was getting terrible car advice from a number of sources. CL wasn’t a thing yet, and the other cars I looked at $1000 had major problems. I…

THE CIIRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFE

There’s no point in arguing with someone who fails to understand the basic point of the comment. Have a nice life.

I got a lot of bad advice as a teen, made some serious mistakes. I grew up, worked hard, and paid for them. That doesn’t mean it changes the fact that their business model relies around taking advantage of desperate people with limited means.