Edit: Photo of something I ordered when drunk, for your time.

Edit: pics for extra visibility. Shown: sport mode and front view.

On call has been pummeling me for the entire week so I have no idea what to say now.

If I write about shitty fast food I’ll get way more attention.

Hey there Oppo, it’s your temporarily-at-large Fast Food Oppo correspondent Brazzers McRibtertits.

Edit: Oppo has spoken, it IS a strange thing to order. 

That vile, cheap, delicious, and addictive piece of culinary self-loathing that is called the McRib is back.

Last month was a significant month for me. I turned 39.

Let me start out by saying that I’m not a fan of pricey pretentious shoes. I buy shoes based on how durable and…

Took about 5 hours to put together. I can’t get enough of those little moving pistons. Not too bad for a relatively…

I have other rants coming about a world of negativity, but I lost my wallet the other day.

So a while ago I asked everyone in Oppo what they would do with $100k and yall had some pretty clever answers.

I’m getting there. Jamba Juice, oatmeal, and a bit of soft serve seems to take the edge off. And my wife made some…

Found this today. Stay safe out there, and just remember that you can’t dodge everything.

My home office which I have been working on cleaning up and reorganizing is finally done.

It relies heavily on the American Automobile Labeling Act.

Just caught an advert for this in my feed elsewhere.

I’d like to talk just a few moments about its impact in the car communities I am part of (present company excluded,…

I might work a bit harder for a few more years.

Here are some choice roasts: