Then don’t.

They weren’t trash. Now quit focusing on them if you hate them so much.

Original, too. Now go fantasize about standing downwind from JJ Abrams after he’s farted.

None of SW is real. They’re called movies.

Ooohh, you’re so gutsy and hip, trashing the prequels.

They did happen. And a lot of people liked them. So stop saying they didn’t.

I wasn’t calling you those things. I was explaining why I overreacted to your joke, because other people had been virulent and vile.

OK, I believe you. But allow me to explain my “sensitivity.” The prequel-bashers have controlled the microphone for more than 15 years, and their vitriol has only increased, in part because we who like the prequels have not been permitted to fight back, or if we do, we get told, “Don’t take it so seriously. Ignore it,…

There’s a physical resemblance, but all doubt is removed when she speaks. Billie definitely has Carrie’s voice, and dry/wry wit.

But only the OT, right?

Gosh, you’re so brave and hip, bashing the prequels on the Internet.

Not really.

Lucas sold SW to Disney, he didn’t get “bought out.” There’s a subtle difference. (Also, he donated the money he got from the sale to charity, although we’re not supposed to remember that.) Likening Lucas to Jabba has been done to death and ceased being funny over a decade ago, if it was ever funny to begin with.