Fuck you depp.
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Ah, yes I think it’s called The Hellmouth.
Stop with the auto play ads! Please! I can’t surf Jezebel at work any more cause the damn ads play by themselves.
I know I’m late to the party, but here is a truly scary story - you might say it was a matter of life and death.
I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.
I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”
Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.
Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey?
Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…
I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.
If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.
I’m trying really hard to keep my inner Lewis Black caged but, you know, the thing about serial rapists is that actually testing the motherfucking kits would help to catch and convict them and would lead to fewer rapes!
Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.
That’s all the son thinks he did wrong too. He blames binge drinking and sexual promiscuity. Wonder where he got that.
After spending what we hope was a happy life in a frequently shit-filled coop in upstate New York, Kim Kardashian, a…