Australian here - we’ve already dealt with the H3N2 flu season and it was fucking SHIT.

Legit story - Australia once had an acting Prime Minister who died from drowning, so we named a swimming pool after him:

Free speech is not freedom from consequence.

What’s the point of doing a cover if it just sounds like the original?

Fun fact for the kids- Koalas are just riddled with Chlamydia. http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22207442

Well thank god a man said it, we can finally believe her now*.

This is my favourite racist saying ‘I don’t see colour’: always, ALWAYS followed by statement specifying a particular race, ‘I live in a black neighborhood’, liberal use of the N word and ‘I’m the only white person who owns and lives on this street’

What the fuck would it matter even if they DID have a ‘consenual relationship’? Consent to relationship isn’t consent to every form of sex in every context at every time. It’s not even consent to sex at all.

Legit, when did Katy Perry morph into Miley Cyrus?

Little known follow up on the dog thing - One of Australia’s biggest radio personalities, Kyle Sandilands (look him up, he’s a massive dick) took particular offence to the politician who threatened to kill Depp’s dogs.

I think you’ll find that a car has a way of terminating an accident when it knows that you’re a legitimate pedestrian.

I think you’ll find that a car has a way of terminating an accident when it knows that you’re a legitimate pedestrian.

Ugh, I’m so sick of this PC bullshit, pandering to Meninists so that we have to have some sort of male representation in every movie these days. The arsehole just took away a job that a more capable actress could have earnt on merit.

It’s only 11 Jan and this title has taken out the best sentence to be written all year on Jezebel.

I don’t know, I’d probably be hard to fucking manage if my management made jokes about slavery all fucking day.

How the fuck do you have sex with a bird?*

This is a horrible story made legitimately worse by this: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-25/pauline-hanson-visits-the-great-barrier-reef-climate-change/8059142

America has always stumped me in this regard - you have a constitution that protects your right to access and carry a gun, almost anywhere, but doesn’t protect your right to an adequate and equal public education system? Just seems f’d up to me.

“Burton has just filed Senate Bill 242, which mandates disciplinary action against any school employee who does not disclose the sexual and/or gender identity of students to their parents.”

Am I the only one who finds it deliciously ironic that these are the same people who would fight for a Christian bakers right not to make a gay couple a cake?