These are really the questions you have?

Is it physically possible to have oral and vaginal sex at the same time? I’m trying to wrap my head around that, literally and figuratively.

Editorial pro-tip: anytime you want someone to click on something, use the following adjectives: terrifying, unbelievable, frightening or hilarious.

“Oppression”

LOL - these Missouri students are quite stupid, especially the numbskull on a hunger strike. Your generation honestly has very little hope.

I’m willing to bet she spent the better part of an hour continously antagonizing him. He should have kicked the nutjob out of his house if he wanted to avoid a situation like this. Sounds to me like she went batshit crazy and all those bruises could easily be explained as a result of an episode like that.

“Sticking his head in the sand” would imply he’s remaining silent. He just issued a statement backing Hardy. That’s hardly sticking his head in the sand.

ISIS is taking note of this rather artful method of execution.

“How we treat the incarcerated reflects on us, not them.”

That was more exciting that Pacquiao & Mayweather.

It’s not just the wealthy. Even the poors are refusing to let their green grass go dead.

Why do you refer to these people by their first names?

Yeah, keep diverting away from the real issues. Keep chasing your tail honey. How’s that been working out for you?

I guarantee you every one of those girls don’t go a day without taking a picture of themselves. Shit, I bet they don’t go a few hours without taking a picture of themselves. Just look how fucking asinine those girls are. That behavior is most definitely a character flaw and borderline mental illness.

I’m willing to bet that each one of those girl’s social media accounts (Facebook, Instagram, etc...) contain pictures predominantly of themselves.

You would have to jump through a lot of hoops and suck some serious Russian cock to get your hands on one of those and I’m sure the FBI and ATF would have a few questions, especially about all that Russian cock you sucked. But you could theoretically get a GE M134 minigun in the U.S. and mount it to your private…

Being vane and narcissistic is fairly disgusting if you ask me.

I did not know that. Selfies are still abhorrent and embarrassing behavior.

Let me help you - compulsively and obsessively taking a picture of yourself is a very clear and disturbing manifestation of extreme vanity and narcissism. Baseball is boring as fuck. Obsessessively taking pictures of yourself is groteque. You kids really need to get your fucking heads out of your asses so you can see…

They weren’t just taking selfies. That is some seriously compulsive and narcissistic behavior right there, in plain sight. It’s groteque.