These are really the questions you have?

Annie Fucking Hall?

My only question is why the fuck woudn’t you become a REI member if you shop there frequently? The dividend is great. I bought an awesome knife with my dividend one year that I subsequently used to behead a beached dolphin on the east coast of Baja.

Is it physically possible to have oral and vaginal sex at the same time? I’m trying to wrap my head around that, literally and figuratively.

Editorial pro-tip: anytime you want someone to click on something, use the following adjectives: terrifying, unbelievable, frightening or hilarious.

“Oppression”

LOL - these Missouri students are quite stupid, especially the numbskull on a hunger strike. Your generation honestly has very little hope.

I’m willing to bet she spent the better part of an hour continously antagonizing him. He should have kicked the nutjob out of his house if he wanted to avoid a situation like this. Sounds to me like she went batshit crazy and all those bruises could easily be explained as a result of an episode like that.

“Sticking his head in the sand” would imply he’s remaining silent. He just issued a statement backing Hardy. That’s hardly sticking his head in the sand.

ISIS is taking note of this rather artful method of execution.

“How we treat the incarcerated reflects on us, not them.”

That was more exciting that Pacquiao & Mayweather.

I’m skinny and ate hotdogs for lunch. Vienna sausages, Chicago style. Nom nom nom

It’s not just the wealthy. Even the poors are refusing to let their green grass go dead.

Why do you refer to these people by their first names?

Yeah, keep diverting away from the real issues. Keep chasing your tail honey. How’s that been working out for you?

Oh it hurts! Stop! My conscience can’t take it!

That hurts so, so much.

You hate rich people for which you are projecting a bunch of drivel about how shitty it must be to work for rich people.

Is it the job they hate or the rich people they hate? I’m having a hard time following your pointless point.